1 00:00:22,666 --> 00:00:26,958 ♪ The butcher, the banker The drummer and then ♪ 2 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:30,791 ♪ Makes no difference what group I'm in ♪ 3 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:34,041 Let's pick up the pace, fellas. Clear all this stuff on out of here. 4 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:36,458 Yo, Rico! Get moving. 5 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:43,583 ♪ There is a blue one Who can't accept the green one ♪ 6 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:47,833 ♪ For living with a fat one Trying to be a skinny one ♪ 7 00:00:47,916 --> 00:00:52,083 ♪ Different strokes for different folks ♪ 8 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:56,291 ♪ And so on, and so on And scooby, dooby, dooby ♪ 9 00:00:58,416 --> 00:01:00,958 Who the fuck is Charles Guiteau? 10 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:20,333 Guido, Gui, Gui… Guiteau? 11 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:22,083 Guiteau. 12 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,625 -That's French, isn't it? -Only by name, sir. 13 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:27,666 I'm as American as any man. 14 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:31,750 Born in Illinois, er, Michigan, Wisconsin, New York. 15 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:35,125 Hmm, so you've uprooted often then. 16 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:37,666 I go where the opportunity leads. 17 00:01:38,416 --> 00:01:40,208 You sit before us today 18 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:43,041 having been found guilty of false pretenses. 19 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:45,166 It was a misunderstanding. 20 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:49,500 Um, an honest mix-up between tenant and landlord. 21 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:51,500 And evading your arrest as well. 22 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,750 That's not how I recollect it. 23 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,875 We have a letter from your father. 24 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:08,291 From my father? 25 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:11,416 He says you've long been estranged. 26 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,666 That you were occupied upstate 27 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:19,083 with the Oneida free love colony. 28 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:21,083 Well, he'd be mistaken. 29 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:27,291 The suggestion alone is ludicrous. 30 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:31,125 To speak candidly on behalf of the panel, Mr. Guiteau, 31 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:34,708 you seem to us a liar and a fraud. 32 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:36,875 We fail to see how you've served 33 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:40,333 as anything more than a drain on good society. 34 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:42,750 A drain? 35 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,958 A drain on good society? 36 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,458 That's, well… 37 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,916 No, that's not right. 38 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,583 That's not how this is... this is supposed to go. 39 00:02:53,666 --> 00:02:59,083 No, sir, uh, you, you sit there and you ask me to prove my worth. 40 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,416 Well, let me tell you. 41 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:05,833 I sit now in the same position as any one of our forbearers. 42 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:08,458 Are we not a nation built wholly 43 00:03:08,541 --> 00:03:13,416 from rogues and migrants and freethinkers? 44 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,583 Isn't that the whole point of this thing? 45 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:18,500 Here and only here, a man can be anyone. 46 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:24,333 He can amass a fortune. He can influence millions through... 47 00:03:24,416 --> 00:03:28,708 through words or action, his... his name ringing down through the ages. 48 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,500 Not a drain, no. 49 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:34,958 Not a drain but a credit. 50 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:41,625 Hell… under the right conditions, 51 00:03:42,541 --> 00:03:44,708 he might even be made president. 52 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:55,041 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead You rascal, you ♪ 53 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,750 ♪ When you're dead ♪ 54 00:03:57,833 --> 00:04:02,125 ♪ And in your grave No more women will you crave ♪ 55 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:05,750 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead You rascal, you ♪ 56 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:11,750 ♪ I'll be oh, so glad When you're dead, you rascal, you ♪ 57 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:17,583 ♪ I'll be so glad when you're dead You rascal, you ♪ 58 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:24,250 ♪ I'll be standing on a corner full of gin When they bring your dead body in ♪ 59 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:29,291 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead You rascal, you ♪ 60 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:03,833 -Hey, Dad. -Yeah? 61 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,458 Mom says it's breakfast. 62 00:05:06,541 --> 00:05:08,041 Just a couple more. 63 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:15,750 Hey, Mollie. 64 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:17,666 What would you say to a new bedroom? 65 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,458 One you didn't have to share with two younger brothers? 66 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:22,208 I'd be overjoyed, in theory. 67 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:26,291 But seeing as it's taking you nearly a month to build a picnic table… 68 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,541 Hey, now, that's not just any table. 69 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:31,208 That's a feat of modern engineering. 70 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:36,083 Right. Like your, uh, irrigation dam that flooded Mom's garden with sewage. 71 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:39,541 I might have flown too close to the sun on that one. 72 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:42,125 Oh. 73 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,916 I didn't hear you come in last night. 74 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,416 He was where we left him. Working away on his table like a madman. 75 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,625 No great wisdom has been without a touch of madness. 76 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,375 -Well, good morning! -Hey! 77 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,750 Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. 78 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:02,333 Show of hands, who would like their eggs poached? 79 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:05,833 -I'll take our soft-boiled, Dad. -Uh, I'll take mine poached, actually. 80 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:07,458 -Pancakes. -Pancakes. 81 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:12,541 Oh. 82 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:15,041 -Mollie. -Good morning, Joe. 83 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,750 I hope I'm not interrupting a family meal. 84 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:20,708 I'm just here to drop off mail. Letter for the congressman. 85 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,916 -From John Sherman. -General Sherman's little brother? 86 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,291 And the treasury secretary. 87 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:30,500 Says he's gonna run for president. 88 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:34,583 He wants me to nominate him at the convention next week. 89 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:37,791 The party refuses to reelect Hayes. 90 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:40,208 They want their weight behind a different candidate. 91 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:41,833 Not Grant again. 92 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:43,166 Grant's very popular. 93 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,500 The public still sees the man who won the war. 94 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:47,625 They turn a blind eye to the scandals. 95 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,291 And New York has its claws in him. 96 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,833 They parade him around their banquets like some puffed-up old totem. 97 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:57,250 That's no way to talk about a war hero. 98 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:00,291 And you would be there to… to give a speech? 99 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:02,458 I'm sure I'm not the first he's asked. 100 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:06,333 Any politician with aspirations would be crazy to go up against New York. 101 00:07:06,416 --> 00:07:07,791 Mm-hmm. 102 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:14,250 But he knows my ambitions are more earthbound. 103 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,583 -A perfect man to throw to the wolves. -Mm-hmm. 104 00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:22,375 So what's that twinkle in your eye? 105 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:36,458 -Oh. -It's a few light reads from your pile. 106 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,208 I can't have you falling behind. 107 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,666 Very considerate. 108 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:48,083 Whatever you do out there, don't forget this. 109 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:50,583 You have my word, darling, I swear. 110 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:53,375 Mm. 111 00:07:57,791 --> 00:07:58,833 All right. 112 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,041 Franny? 113 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:33,708 Franny? 114 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:34,958 Charlie! 115 00:08:35,041 --> 00:08:36,041 Franny! 116 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,833 You have no idea how glad I was to know that you were safe. 117 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:53,125 This business is bad for my health, and I ought to settle down 118 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,625 and put in the work and earn my way rightly. 119 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,208 And no more habits. 120 00:08:58,291 --> 00:09:02,625 Well, you have a room at our house for as long as you need it. You know that. 121 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,541 And perhaps George could see 122 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:08,000 if there's a clerkship open in the patent office for you. 123 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:12,125 Patent law is a business for those who lack their own ideas. 124 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,291 I'm sure I can never be fulfilled there. 125 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:18,833 But look, I have a new concept. 126 00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:21,000 It's a newspaper format. 127 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:24,166 And it's something good, something honest. 128 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,000 Something that will give voice to the common man. 129 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,250 The Daily Theocrat. 130 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,833 -That's a nice name, Charlie. -I know what you're thinking. 131 00:09:31,916 --> 00:09:34,375 But I still have a few friends left in Chicago. 132 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:38,166 Men who maybe see value in such a thing, and if I can amass the seed funds… 133 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:42,416 And of course, I would need my sister to run the arts page. 134 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,833 But that's… I mean, that's ridiculous. 135 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:48,708 I haven't picked up a brush since I was a teenage girl. 136 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,791 And it was your dream, wasn't it? 137 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,708 -Welcome to Chicago, Congressman. -Thank you. 138 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,916 -What is that stench that hurts so bad? -Uncle Charlie! 139 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,625 -Oh! What's that disgusting stench? -Uncle Charlie! 140 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:31,333 I'm coming to get ya! 141 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,833 I can smell… 142 00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:40,666 Charles. 143 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,541 Hello, darling. 144 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,875 How's the patent game, George? 145 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:46,541 Good. 146 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,541 I'm sure you're curious why I'd ask you to speak on my behalf. 147 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,916 Well, I saw you once on the floor of the House 148 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,666 before you left for Ohio. 149 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:12,250 How you talked, how they listened to you. 150 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:16,708 Mr. Sherman, I can assure you I'm no different than any other man. 151 00:11:16,791 --> 00:11:18,708 Oh, don't be modest. You're a fighter. 152 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,416 You survived the river of death. 153 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:30,250 My brother talks about how you boldly shirked your general's orders, 154 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,875 how you rode headlong into rebel fire. 155 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,166 You helped save Tennessee for the Union. 156 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,250 Oh, that's too generous. 157 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,916 There was no heroism in it. 158 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,958 -I was moving on impulse. -But for a greater good. 159 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:45,041 You're not afraid to do what's right. 160 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,875 Hm. 161 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,666 Listen. 162 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:53,208 I'm under no illusions about my prospects. I'm gonna lose. 163 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:58,000 But we might at least be able to push the party toward reform, 164 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,916 lest we yield to the majority view 165 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,416 that two terms' worth of Grant's grift and corruption merit another. 166 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,333 Hmm. 167 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:07,958 Two-thirds of all federal revenue flows through the port of New York. 168 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:10,458 Roscoe Conkling, he controls New York. 169 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:12,416 He's got the party by the balls. 170 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,458 And I guarantee you that within a week, 171 00:12:14,541 --> 00:12:17,458 he will have Grant selling offices to the highest bidder. 172 00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:19,625 But if his is the popular will… 173 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:20,708 Is it? 174 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,166 Thank you. 175 00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:00,916 Hello, sir. 176 00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:05,791 My name is Charles Guiteau, and I'd like to apply for a credit loan. 177 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:07,625 Oh, no. 178 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,708 I remember you, sir. 179 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:16,541 It may have been four or five years past, but I remember you clear as day. 180 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,083 You must have me confused with some other patron. 181 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,166 I have never been to this establishment. 182 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,166 Yes, you certainly have. 183 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,791 You're the gentleman that threw the paperweight. 184 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:29,416 That doesn't sound quite right. I'm sure I'd recall... 185 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:37,708 Well, that was clearly a throw performed by a right-handed man, 186 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:39,458 and I am a lefty. 187 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,791 This bank wouldn't know a sound investment from a copper penny! 188 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,875 And I feel sorry for you, most of all. 189 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:49,958 Oh! 190 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,666 Get to walking. 191 00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:07,750 Mr. President! 192 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,291 President Grant! 193 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,041 President Grant! 194 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:14,375 Mr. President! President Grant! 195 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,791 President Grant! Mr. President! 196 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:17,916 Oh, forgive me! 197 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,958 I'm one of your biggest boosters, sir. 198 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:22,542 All my life, I've been following your career with great interest, 199 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,250 and I would like to… Sir! 200 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,833 Oh, Senator Conkling, sir! 201 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:32,208 I'm a great admirer of your work in New York. 202 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:34,208 Oh, you don't say. That's kind. 203 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:38,083 Yes, and I'm eager to, uh, punch my ballot for your ticket come November. 204 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:41,833 I'm designing a newspaper, see, and we plan to endorse your whole slate. 205 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,167 -Senator. -Nice to see you. 206 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,875 Oh, hey! Please, uh, be respectful and give the senator his space. 207 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,375 -I'm serious! It's an awful pain. -Senator… 208 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:53,166 Um, sir, I was hoping you might find time to have a chat with a party faithful. 209 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,291 I know a handsome pub nearby with malts. 210 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,000 I would love to have a malt, but I fear I'm all booked up, Mr… 211 00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,333 Guiteau. Charles Guiteau. 212 00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,333 All I ask for, sir, is an opportunity. 213 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,666 I've had some good ideas I worked out in my spare time 214 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,000 on how the president can expand his message to the common man. 215 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,458 That happens to be a topic 216 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,791 my friend Chester here is very passionate about. 217 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,583 Oh, so… 218 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,333 Hit the road, chief. We ain't buying. 219 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,166 You're a very well-covered fellow. 220 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,250 Oh! 221 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,833 Oh, so you deny he made off with those $60 from our drawer 222 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,416 the last time he blew through town? 223 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,291 That could have been a burglar. The police report was inconclusive. 224 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:59,583 How is it you're the smartest woman I know, but when it comes to him, you're... 225 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,208 Charlie has never had it easy, George. 226 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,541 Father was especially hard on him. 227 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,916 Blamed him for our mother's illness, and he had that awful stutter. 228 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,916 He joined a sex cult, Frances. 229 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,791 That was purely anthropological. 230 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,958 -Oh, come on! -It was research for an aborted book. 231 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:20,916 George, you cannot ask me to cast my own brother out on the street. 232 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,375 I won't do it. 233 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:26,125 I don't plan to just sit idly by as he breaks your heart again. 234 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,791 -Is that what you're afraid of? -I have some very good news. 235 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:31,958 The bank has approved me for a loan. 236 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:36,333 Oh, Charlie! Is this for your newspaper idea? 237 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,250 The bank manager himself came in, and he shook my hand. 238 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,833 Which bank was it, exactly? 239 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,291 George, please. 240 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:46,041 I'm joking. I'm joking. 241 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:49,625 We're all very proud of you, Charlie. 242 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,000 How about a toast? To The Daily Theocrat. 243 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,416 May mention of its name 244 00:16:55,500 --> 00:17:00,708 strike fear into the heart of every Tribune editor. 245 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,958 The Daily Theocrat. 246 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:07,291 -The Daily Theocrat. -We always knew you had it in you. 247 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,458 I, uh… 248 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:37,208 I appreciate you hosting me in your home, George. 249 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,458 And I've been thinking, um… 250 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,083 About how I might be of use here. 251 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,583 Longer term? 252 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,833 And we've had our differences, that... that's clear. 253 00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:52,250 But it would mean a lot to her, I know, if we could be friends. 254 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,416 There's only one way this story ever ends for men like you. 255 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:01,916 And we both know there's only one thing you can do for your sister. 256 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,000 You were in the war, Mr. Stockton? 257 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,708 Aye. Michigan. 258 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,666 Seventh Volunteer. 259 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,166 The Seventh. 260 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,750 That would've put you at Antietam. 261 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,916 Antietam, Chantilly. 262 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:07,208 Lost my two boys at Cold Harbor. 263 00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:09,166 I'm so sorry. 264 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,708 War is an awful business. 265 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,083 Would you do it again… 266 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:24,166 If you knew everything you stood to lose? 267 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:29,250 My boys stood on the front line. 268 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,916 They saw what was coming, and they held their ground. 269 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,250 They died for an idea. 270 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,125 An idea bigger than them. 271 00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:41,708 Bigger than any man. 272 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,041 -Hmm. -Well, I'd best be going. 273 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,291 You ought to use this bed. 274 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,166 Just till sun up. 275 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,750 I wouldn't deny a man his berth. 276 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,375 I insist. I have no use for it. 277 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:05,791 I have a task that requires my renewed attention. 278 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,333 Thank you. 279 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:35,000 First up, Representative Joy speaking for Senator Blaine. 280 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:49,708 Christ, Blainsy, when's your man due back at the morgue? 281 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:02,458 Does anyone else perceive a draft? 282 00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:07,875 Christ. 283 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,916 I shall propose as candidate 284 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:18,916 he who's commonly called James S. Blaine. 285 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:23,958 And my middle name is Gillespie, you insipid twat. 286 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,958 I think Blaine would be a very good president. 287 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,500 Indeed. 288 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,125 Mm. 289 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:54,500 Senator Conkling speaking for President Grant. 290 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,708 I'll see you again in four years. 291 00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,083 When asked whence comes our candidate, 292 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:34,666 we say from Appomattox! 293 00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:48,958 Show me a better man! 294 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:51,000 I dare you! 295 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:58,958 Name one and I am answered! 296 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:07,375 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant! 297 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:11,208 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant! 298 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:13,083 Grant, Grant! 299 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:16,625 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant! 300 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:21,333 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant! 301 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,541 Appomattox. 302 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,833 Appomattox. 303 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,666 -It's got a certain ring to it. -Yeah. 304 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,583 Thank God Lee didn't surrender at Foggy Bottom. 305 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,208 Heh. 306 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,458 Haven't seen you on the floor in some time, Jim. 307 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,791 Farm keeping you busy? 308 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:51,875 Well, a touch of the earth every now and again 309 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,916 can prove a kind remedy, Senator. 310 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Oh, I manage to get my hands dirty from time to time. 311 00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:00,416 Good to have you back in the fold, Jim. 312 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,583 You had lots of promise once. We like you. 313 00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:04,708 Not just me, the president too. 314 00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:07,208 He says he can see you making a real impact. 315 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:10,750 Interior, maybe? Land Bureau? That sort of thing? 316 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,458 I'm hardly qualified for that job. 317 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:17,875 You own a fucking farm, don't you? 318 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:23,458 If you'll excuse me, I'll be late for my speech. 319 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,958 You shouldn't have come back, Jim. 320 00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:28,416 Pardon me? 321 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,916 Take it from someone who's been at it a while. 322 00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:34,875 Go back to Ohio. Enjoy your quiet farm. 323 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:37,583 You've got too much heart for a business this filthy. 324 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:39,708 Tears you apart. 325 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,750 Hell, it's got to. 326 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,000 A man like you? 327 00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:48,625 You'd be dead before you hit the ground. 328 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:03,250 Congressman Garfield speaking for Secretary Sherman. 329 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,291 This should wrap it up. 330 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:35,458 Thank you, Mr. Chairman. 331 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,125 Mr. President. 332 00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:46,000 Friends. 333 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:53,458 Today I have sat by and borne witness 334 00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:57,458 to the shows of many big men. 335 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,375 I've bore them with a deep… 336 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,041 Disquiet. 337 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,666 This assembly seems… 338 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:17,333 It struck me as a human ocean in tempest. 339 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:23,166 I've seen the sea lashed in a fury, flung into spray, 340 00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:26,250 but it is not the billows, 341 00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:32,833 rather, the calm level of the tide from which we draw its depths. 342 00:27:32,916 --> 00:27:34,958 Are we in oceanography by mistake? 343 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,708 That is to say, 344 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,333 it is not your present temper 345 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:48,625 that marks the pulse of the people. 346 00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:53,250 Not here, in this turbulent hall, 347 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,916 do we stake the destiny of our republic. 348 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,916 Where else would you have it be? 349 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,333 Not here! 350 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:05,583 But by the millions of firesides that have endowed us on their behalf. 351 00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:14,750 Those citizens guided by a love of home and country, 352 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:19,083 weariness for the past, 353 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,208 but hope for the future. 354 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:25,666 It is with them that God prepares his verdict. 355 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,583 Lest we forget ourselves that not two decades ago, 356 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:37,291 this same republic bore with it chains of bondage! 357 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:40,958 Men's souls paralyzed, 358 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:45,250 the demon of slavery preying upon the virgin West, 359 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,375 and it was our party, 360 00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:51,583 and a great man who stood here before many of you today, 361 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:57,000 he stood in this very spot, and he kindled a light. 362 00:28:57,583 --> 00:28:59,750 A light stoked from embers 363 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:04,958 that would come to consume every shackle and slave pen 364 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:07,791 in a fire of freedom. 365 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:14,166 We should join together in lifting into the firmament of the Constitution 366 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:19,250 those immortal pillars of justice and truth. 367 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:23,416 That every man is equal and free… 368 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,916 Come on! 369 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,041 …no matter what he is… 370 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:28,625 …or how he got here. 371 00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:31,500 It falls upon us 372 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:34,416 to hold ground as a party, 373 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,875 to show those millions of firesides. 374 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:41,500 We want a man whose life and opinions 375 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:44,333 embody all that is right and good about this place. 376 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:48,083 A man who, from a mountain's height, 377 00:29:48,166 --> 00:29:49,666 looks forward, 378 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:53,458 prepared to meet the dangers to come 379 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,791 with dignity and courage. 380 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,000 God damn it! 381 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:01,250 A man who has stood the blaze of that fierce light 382 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,791 which browbeats us all, 383 00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:08,291 but whose fiercest ray finds no flaw in his armor, 384 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:11,208 no stain upon his shield. 385 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,125 We want a man! 386 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,833 We want a man! 387 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,541 We want Garfield! 388 00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:31,500 Charlie. 389 00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:49,208 I speak, of course, of your servant, John Sherman, from Ohio. 390 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:52,458 His record of honor speaks for itself, 391 00:30:52,541 --> 00:30:57,166 and I gladly offer him now for your consideration. 392 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,583 Thank you, and good night to you. 393 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:34,250 Thank you. 394 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:49,833 Fran? 395 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:51,625 Frances. 396 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,000 Wait. 397 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:31,041 379. That's our majority. 398 00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:32,333 The crystal number. 399 00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:34,458 We can count on New York and the rest. 400 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:36,541 Illinois will be solid. 401 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,541 I have no faith in the wisdom of delegates, Chester. 402 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:43,458 They seem to derive a unique kind of communal joy 403 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,125 in falling prey to human error. 404 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:48,750 Well, when we're in need of extra chuckles, 405 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,458 brass knuckles. 406 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:05,500 Gentlemen! 407 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,625 We'll now move to a vote with peace, dignity, and decorum. 408 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:19,333 Alabama is 16 for Grant, three for Sherman, and one for Blaine. 409 00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:22,458 The state of Arkansas bestows all its 12 for Ulysses Grant. 410 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:26,666 It's not over yet, sir. Just in the A's. 411 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:29,916 We from Illinois have resolved 24 votes for Grant… 412 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,625 Forty-two. We're owed 42. 413 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,291 …and ten for Blaine. 414 00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:36,041 Indiana goes two for Grant, 415 00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:39,083 twenty-five for Senator James Blaine, 416 00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,833 two for John Sherman. 417 00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:43,583 We don't have it. It won't work. 418 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:49,125 Ohio pledges its 44 votes for the Secretary, John Sherman. 419 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,375 Pennsylvania will go 33 for Grant, 420 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,666 twenty-two for Blaine, 421 00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:54,958 two for Sherman, 422 00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:59,083 and one for Congressman James Garfield. 423 00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:07,875 Well, someone's having a bit of fun, Jim. 424 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:11,666 Rhode Island pledges its eight... 425 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:18,041 The final count stands at 305 for Grant, 426 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:19,375 282 for Blaine, 427 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:24,083 94 Sherman, 32 Edmunds, 31 Washburne, ten for Windham, 428 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,000 and one for James Garfield. 429 00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:28,458 -Has Grant won it? -He's got a plurality, but not a majority. 430 00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:30,791 No. They go again. 431 00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:42,458 You don't want Grant on this ticket any more than I do. 432 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:45,208 John, the two of us, we can put an end to this. 433 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,041 My men will not support you. 434 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,375 And even if they did, 435 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,875 you would still need the votes of Washburne and Edmunds. 436 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,875 And I will fight for everyone 437 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,500 if the end result is I get to wipe that smile off Conkling's face. 438 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,125 You should listen to yourself. 439 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:01,291 Do you honestly think you'd be any better than Grant? 440 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:05,000 I do. John, I think you'd be better than Grant. 441 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:06,500 But you have no path. 442 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,625 No path. 443 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:22,083 -We'll talk after this. -Thank you, sir. 444 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,000 Hello, sir. It's a great honor to meet you. 445 00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:25,708 It was you, wasn't it? 446 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,833 It was me, sir. I was very impressed by your speech. 447 00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:29,041 Oh, very kind. 448 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:31,125 You do realize I'm not running. 449 00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:32,208 I do. 450 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:36,833 My task, as I understood it, was to vote for the man most capable. 451 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:39,958 I believe that to be you, sir. 452 00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,083 You mistake me. 453 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:43,583 My support is for Sherman. 454 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:48,458 You can vote for him or anyone else, but you will dare not use my name again. 455 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,583 We're the party of Lincoln. 456 00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:53,833 We ought to live up to it for once. 457 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,000 Fran, it was a silly mistake. 458 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:08,166 It was a silly mistake. I was... I was only trying to be of help. 459 00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:18,291 Do you remember how restless you were as a boy? 460 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:20,833 All those little wagers we'd make? 461 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:22,791 Ten cents, was it, 462 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:26,208 if you could just keep your arms and legs still for five minutes? 463 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:29,875 I always lost that bet. 464 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:33,541 And you would sneak me a dime anyway when Father's back was turned. 465 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,583 I will never forgive myself 466 00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,916 for running off to school and leaving you alone with him. 467 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,041 No, no. 468 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:50,166 You're not to blame for any of that. No. 469 00:36:57,291 --> 00:36:59,916 George spoke with a physician this morning. 470 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,541 The man knew of a place. 471 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:05,458 A place? 472 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:10,708 Oh. 473 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:16,208 It'd only be for a short while. 474 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:19,916 And you could come back to your newspaper afterwards. 475 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:27,625 This is what you want from me? 476 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:30,916 It's right, isn't it? 477 00:37:33,416 --> 00:37:34,708 It's healthy. 478 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:43,500 I trust you. 479 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,666 If that's what you think is best. 480 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:52,875 My… 481 00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:57,125 Passion can get the better of me. 482 00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:04,208 But it's your passion that sets you apart. 483 00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:06,208 It's what makes you remarkable. 484 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:21,625 The 12th vote's in. 485 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:24,375 Grant holds and gains one. 486 00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:27,458 Blaine drops to 279. 487 00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:30,083 Sherman's up two to 97. 488 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:31,666 It's a deadlock. 489 00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:36,208 Roscoe! 490 00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:39,958 Recast our republic! This is a racket! 491 00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:44,333 Gentlemen! Please! 492 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:49,958 Be not fooled by the guru with the turkey gobbler's strut! 493 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:51,541 Gentlemen! 494 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:56,708 We must hold fast as a party. Gentlemen, I beseech you. 495 00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:58,625 Chairman, I beg of you… 496 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:24,416 Mister, please? I haven't eaten at all today. 497 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,833 Please, mister. 498 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:28,875 Not now. 499 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:59,000 South Carolina is 11 for Grant. 500 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,625 One for Blaine! 501 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,958 Two for Sherman! 502 00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:04,625 Christ, he won't quit. 503 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:08,500 By now he's promised more ambassadorships than there are nations on Earth. 504 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:12,291 What number vote are we at? 20? 21? 505 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:13,958 Thirty-four, Senator. 506 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,125 Senator? 507 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:21,708 Don't mind me, Jenkins. I'm just… staking out my rafter. 508 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:25,416 Wisconsin will give two votes for Grant. 509 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,750 -Shit. -One vote for Blaine. 510 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:28,666 Shit. 511 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:33,625 And 16 votes for the man from Ohio, James Garfield. 512 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,625 Uh, Mr. Chairman, sir. 513 00:40:41,708 --> 00:40:44,416 Ohio rises to submit a question of order. 514 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,166 Yes, I imagined you might. 515 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:48,333 I challenge the correctness here. 516 00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:52,708 Surely no man has the right to announce a person's name without their consent. 517 00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:54,625 Such consent I have not given. 518 00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:58,500 The gentleman from Ohio does not state a question of order. 519 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:01,375 -Mr. Chairman, I'm not asking... -Sit down, Congressman. 520 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:05,041 No person having secured a majority, another ballot will be taken. 521 00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,166 Thank you. 522 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:14,000 Did James Garfield, of all people, really just win 16 votes? 523 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:15,708 Seventeen, actually. 524 00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:18,041 Can't forget the little shit from Pennsylvania 525 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:20,416 who's thrown in for him the last 33 cycles straight. 526 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:24,583 Get him back in line, Chester. We're not bleeding one more vote. 527 00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:28,875 John. 528 00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,708 -Oh. -Well, there he is. 529 00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:34,333 The great man from Ohio, Mr. James Garfield. 530 00:41:35,666 --> 00:41:38,000 I've never been so fucking humiliated in all my life. 531 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:40,041 I will not accept any of those votes. 532 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,791 I yield every single one to you. 533 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,500 It doesn't work like that, Jim. 534 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:46,458 Well, understand, when I pledge my loyalty, Mr. Secretary, 535 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:47,541 I do not waver. 536 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:48,625 Loyalty? 537 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,291 Nobody makes a speech like that unless he craves it for himself. 538 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,666 Alabama's 20 votes for Grant. 539 00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:15,333 All 12 of Arkansas for Ulysses Grant, and let this thing be ended now. 540 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:17,875 -Hallelujah. -Amen. 541 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:20,166 Connecticut goes one vote toward Grant, 542 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:23,375 and another 11 for Jim Garfield. 543 00:42:24,791 --> 00:42:27,041 Illinois goes 24 votes for Grant, 544 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,833 six for Blaine, 545 00:42:28,916 --> 00:42:31,208 and seven, Garfield! 546 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:38,000 Delegates from Iowa give our 22 votes to Garfield. 547 00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:42,833 No, this is a bad-faith vote. I demand a hold on these proceedings, sir. 548 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:45,750 -You're... -We are all of sound minds, Senator. 549 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:49,916 Are you? You can kiss the deputy treasury goodbye, motherfucker. 550 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,750 Maine moves her 16 votes from Blaine to James Garfield! 551 00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:02,166 Make the same appeal, in my name, 552 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:06,875 to Maryland, Michigan, and every delegate who has voted for me. 553 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:11,125 Six for Grant, and ten for Garfield! 554 00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:14,166 Four Grant, 42 Garfield! 555 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:18,541 And by the way, 21 for Garfield! 556 00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:20,375 I want all of New York. 557 00:43:20,458 --> 00:43:23,083 Nebraska goes six for Garfield! 558 00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:26,000 New York goes 50 Grant! 559 00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:28,083 Twenty, Garfield. 560 00:43:29,166 --> 00:43:31,250 Twenty votes from New York, you goddamn... 561 00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:33,875 It's a free vote, Senator! 562 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:37,500 No, no, no, no. Stop! Stop it. 563 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Stop. Gentlemen... 564 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:44,916 Sincerely, I'm very flattered, but I simply cannot... 565 00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:50,875 -I cannot... -Ohio pledges its 44 votes… to Garfield. 566 00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:53,333 No... Stop it. No. No! 567 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:54,875 Take it back. 568 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:57,000 It's already done, Congressman. 569 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,416 Oregon… 570 00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,625 John. Please. 571 00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:00,916 …six for Garfield! 572 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 John. 573 00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:03,958 John! 574 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,875 See you in four years, Roscoe. 575 00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:09,750 Vermont switches its ten to Garfield! 576 00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:13,041 Wisconsin votes 20 for Garfield. 577 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,958 -Excuse me. Uh, what's going on? -It's Garfield. 578 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:31,791 He's making a break for it. 579 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:36,625 Who the hell is Garfield? 580 00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:43,250 Order, gentlemen! Order! 581 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:48,625 Three votes for John Sherman. 582 00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:51,666 Forty-two for Senator Blaine. 583 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:55,500 306 for the president, Ulysses Grant. 584 00:44:55,583 --> 00:44:58,625 And 399 votes 585 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:02,250 for James Garfield, the man from Ohio! 586 00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:26,250 So what say you all? Shall the nomination be made unanimous? 587 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:32,000 Gentlemen, please. 588 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:42,250 James A. Garfield of Ohio… 589 00:45:45,291 --> 00:45:47,208 I rise to move 590 00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:56,333 that the man be named unanimously as the nominee of this convention. 591 00:46:09,916 --> 00:46:12,375 Hoorah for James Garfield, 592 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:16,083 the next President of the United States! 593 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:36,791 Woo! 594 00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:46,208 It's yours, Congressman. 595 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:49,375 You didn't ask me if I wanted it. 596 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:51,791 Everyone wants it. 597 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:02,958 Congratulations. 598 00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:08,791 What's your next move, Senator? 599 00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:12,375 What else? We gut the bastard. 600 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,458 Thank you very much. Thank you. 601 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500 Sir! 602 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,625 We expect great things! 603 00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:40,125 And I of you. 604 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:41,625 Excuse me. 605 00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:44,916 Grand Pacific Hotel, please. 606 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:50,166 Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! 607 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:51,916 Garfield! Garfield! 608 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,708 Garfield! Garfield! 609 00:47:56,791 --> 00:48:00,333 Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! 610 00:48:00,416 --> 00:48:03,166 -Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! -Garfield! 611 00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:06,125 Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! 612 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,000 Garfield! Garfield! 613 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:11,833 Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! Garfield! 614 00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:14,000 George! George! 615 00:48:16,250 --> 00:48:17,958 All his things have been cleaned... 616 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:21,791 Son of a bitch! 617 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:31,833 -Here you are, my good man. -Thank you so much. 618 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,458 What line of work are you in? 619 00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:37,166 Politics. 620 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,291 I'm going to help get a man elected to the presidency. 621 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:41,958 Hm!